I have goldfish in my office. These goldfish have a long and storied history. These goldfish have seen so much love, drama, death, and beauty their tale could rival a Russian novel in length. Ask me about my goldfish.
The Primary Goldfish is named Bill Jr. He’s a daredevil! Just like his old man.
And the first person who gets that reference and tells me gets 20% off their tax return. ‘Cause nobody gets it.